The Last Jedi plot details

Here's a quick round up of some of my personal favourite plot ideas for the forthcoming Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

Snoke is actually only about 4 feet high and is a little bit camp.
Kylo Ren gets to fly the Millenium Falcon and crashes it.
R2D2 and BB8 are like kids and play zap each other.
Chewie and Maz Kanata disappear together for a little while.
Luke gets to hold Ren's prized possession; his father's mask, and drops it in some shit.
Rey visits Tatooine for some reason (pretty dull).
Chewie gets to fight Kylo Ren with a lightsabre but it's broken up by Rey who wants her sword back.
Chewie gets bladdered in a casino bar and starts a fight that Rey and Finn have to break up.